19 September 2008


Joe Biden, you motherfucker. The last thing you need to be doing is talking shit about my team, especially while I'm talking shit about my team in the wake of a crushing and catastrophic loss to a Pac-10 team. I DON'T WANT A GOVERNMENT THAT TRIES TO RELIEVE MY ANGST FOR ME!

Speaking to members of the University of Delaware football team Friday morning, the Democratic VP candidate said he thinks the Fightin Blue Hens (1-1 this season) could thrash a certain team from Ohio.

"I was out in Ohio," he said while fiddling with a football in his hands. "I told the folks in Ohio that we'd kick Ohio State's ass!" (It remains unclear if Biden actually ever told Ohio voters this.)

Now if Biden had been talking shit about white quarterbacks, I could get down with that. But the last thing I want to hear about is FCS speed.

Biden, a proud University of Delaware alum, was clearly trying to rally his Division 1-AA team ahead of their match-up with Furman this weekend, but the comments couldn't have come at a worse time for faithful Buckeye fans who saw their team suffer a 35-3 trouncing at the hands of USC last weekend.

The comments also come as polls show the race in Ohio could hardly be tighter: A CNN poll of polls in the Buckeye state shows Obama holding a slim 1 point lead there. Close enough, presumably, that enough angry OSU fans could just make the difference — at least that's what Republicans are hoping.

Hey, look at me! I'm Joe Biden! Get fucked, Joseph. I get enough of this shit from Ufford. At least Ufford has actually killed people. What did you ever do? Um, you know, besides that political stuff?

Biden in hot water with some Ohioans [CNN.com]


Chuck Strawn said...

I wonder if Biden realizes that the Blue Hens are playing with a QB who transferred from tOSU, after realizing he'd never see the field.

Magdalena said...

Keep up the good work.